Cat Scratch Survivor Gifts

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Barbeque Casualty.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

Who Let the Dawg In?

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

Rats cutting loose a dog so it can chase a cat.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"The serotonin is deafening."

"I love what you've done to the place."

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'