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'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Barbeque Casualty.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

Rats cutting loose a dog so it can chase a cat.

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"The serotonin is deafening."

"I love what you've done to the place."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

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