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"I just love the buffet here!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Man using to much bug spray

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Barbeque Casualty.

'Hole in one!!!!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

God in the bunker.

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

Bee

Combating Zika

Wasp being sprayed.

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

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'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'