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"I just love the buffet here!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Man using to much bug spray

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Barbeque Casualty.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Hold still, Phil, there's a bug on your hat.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

Bee

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

Hi-Tech Supplies, Year 2000 compatible systems in stock now

'It takes a dedicated hunter to head out during blackfly season!'

Combating Zika

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

Wasp being sprayed.

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'