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What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

A Not So Grand Slam.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Cotton candy

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Freak Accident Specialist

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

Fly having an idea.

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'Thus the big party.'

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Probably midges"

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

Fly at the Optometrist

"I think we better have a leg count."

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"