Bug Bite Humorist Prints

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Extreme acupuncture.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

"You drop yours first."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Cotton candy

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Fly having an idea.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

'Thus the big party.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

"Probably midges"

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Mobile library.

Fly at the Optometrist