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'Thus the big party.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"He's an indoor cat."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"You drop yours first."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Ancient Egyptian Curser

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

The Power of 3D Glasses.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Fly having an idea.

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"

Centipede Hokey Pokey. 'You put foot number 17 in, you put foot number 17 out...'

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Probably midges"

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

'Excuse me, I'm about to take a meteor shower.'

Fly at the Optometrist

"I think we better have a leg count."