Millennium Bug T-Shirts

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Fur Baby

Praying Mantis.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Man bun tending

'Stop bugging me ... '

'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

Hi-Tech Supplies, Year 2000 compatible systems in stock now

'Thus the big party.'

'Calendar 2000' door to door salesman

"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"

"Believe me, they're not expecting us. We're 387-year locusts."

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

Storewide Y2K sale

Stick insects

"New Milennium... new time to kill"

The good news is that there are no flies in my soup. The bad news is that I have fly paper stuck to my head.

Man celebrating the year 2000 gloats over Nostradamus's grave

The Millennialpede

'Kid 2000' with expense price tags over him and his 'toys'

"I just love the buffet here!"

God looking glum at the the decline of the world towards the year 2000

A doctor tells an old couple that the man is suffering from the 'Millennium bug'.