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"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Bug hanging up stockings

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Praying Mantis.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Flea Philosophy.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

University Book Store.

'I want you to bring me one.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."