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God looking glum at the the decline of the world towards the year 2000

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Cheating Death.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

How they did it . . .

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Witch dice.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'