Millennium Bug Humorist Pillows

'Thus the big party.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"He's an indoor cat."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

"You drop yours first."

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

The Power of 3D Glasses.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Ancient Egyptian Curser

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

Fly having an idea.

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

Don't be alarmed by the smell, it's not a chemical attack: we've just entered the teenage boy's bedroom...

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Probably midges"

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"You're using forelegs? That's disgusting!"

Fly at the Optometrist