Insect Phobia Survivor T-Shirts

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Danger! Snake heaven.

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Bee

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Huddling Lampposts

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'EKK!'

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

Hi Frequency Sound Proof Hoodies.

"Relax. It's just a movie."

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

"What do you recommend for someone who's terrified of flying?"

Arachnophobia.

The Fable Of The Ant And The Grasshopper

'Meet my associates - Killer, Crazy Face and Brains.'

A giant spider eats people

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

"I just love the buffet here!"

"I'm terrified of birds."

"Press 1 to hear all about our services online even though all you really wanted was to talk to an actual person in person so bad luck there. . . Press 2 to throw the phone down in disgust..."