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'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

"Here we are."

Dog Nightmares

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This will sting a bit."

"Think about the honey."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

A Bug's Life Advice

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Don't hurt it.'

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

Fly Mimes.

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Bee

A spider drops down from the ceiling to read a man's book on flies.

'your wings, Chuck! Use your wings!'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

"You're a cricket. Restless Leg Syndrome is perfectly normal."

"I assume you're looking for something short term."

"It's not wallpaper. It's my ant farm."

I'll have a pumpkin smoothie with the "Experimental Ebola Vaccine" boost. We don

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"