Scaredy Cat Survivor Gifts

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Vacuums!'

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'My Barry hates horror films.'

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

'Alright, alright, time for a diet...'

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

'How old are you?'

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

101 uses of a dead cat: shackles.

Turn this off! You haven't paid your cable bill yet!

"Hope you understand, Ed. Times are tough and the cake with the dancing woman inside was REALLY expensive."