Cat Satire Lover Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.

Biofelineism

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"John, the story isn't bad but leave those cat picture."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"Allow Me"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

101 uses of a dead cat: umbrella.