Cat Lovers Who Appreciate Satire Gifts

"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

Biofelineism

"Projectile hairballing."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Hell No Kitty

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'I hate surprises!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"Give me a minute—I'm working on my core."

'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

Cards For Cats.

101 uses of a dead cat: umbrella.

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

'So to conclude curiosity did indeed kill the cat . . . no wait, it was a dog.'

"We like your business plan."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."