
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.
Celebrate feline satire with a print that captures the humorous and satirical side of cats. Ideal for decorating a witty, fun-loving space, these prints are conversation starters and wall-worthy.
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Moses.
Biofelineism
"Projectile hairballing."
Cat Zoom Meeting
Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'
'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'
"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."
'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'
Cat Lover's Leap.
'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'
"Each of my previous books had nine editions."
Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"
'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'
"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."
'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'
'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'
Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.
'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'
101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.
"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"
"Allow Me"
"John, the story isn't bad but leave those cat picture."
The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.
Cat Nightmares
Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying
I see you share my hatred for hamsters..
"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."
"He expects us to climbdown first."
'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'
"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."
Cards For Cats.
'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'
You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.
Cat hangs Christmas stockings.
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