Cat Pun Collector Pillows

Bob Cat

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Fist Bumper Cars

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

How Romans give each other a high five...

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Australian Mobile Bar

The Bear Fax.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Racketeer

Bell Hop

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Butt cracker"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Spiv

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"I'll have what he's having."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Cat's Tongue

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

'They're for a friend.'