Cat Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"'Meow' and 'Purr'? It isn't clever and it isn't funny."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Australian Mobile Bar

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

Cat's Tongue

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"I'll have what he's having."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'They're for a friend.'

Cat Nightmares