Cat Pun Aficionado Pillows

"If you're the 'cat's pyjamas' then I'm Ginger Rogers."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Cat with nine still lives"

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Zen Litter Box

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Love is Love

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'And it was at this point when he switched from mouse-based, desktop computers to trackpad laptops.'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

'It's not that we can't, it's just a pain in the neck.'