Cat Pun Aficionado Mugs

"If you're the 'cat's pyjamas' then I'm Ginger Rogers."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Okay, who's purring?"

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

Zen Litter Box

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Love is Love

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."

'And it was at this point when he switched from mouse-based, desktop computers to trackpad laptops.'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"