Cat Groomer Gifts

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Hind lick maneuver."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

Biofelineism

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog Park

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

"Be kind"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Dogs shaving

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'