Cat Grooming Gifts

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"The cat that didn't lick its fur."

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Bathing the dog

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Wow, what a DILF."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'Next!'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Pest Control

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"