Cat Grooming T-Shirts

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"The cat that didn't lick its fur."

"Whenever I wash my hair, I can't do a thing with it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Bathing the dog

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Next!'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Pest Control

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'It's slobberin' time!'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"