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"He may have found his mittens, but he's lost all sense of propriety."

"Who are you kidding? You're all about small government until you get stuck in a tree."

I'm goin' on a spay-cation!

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

Antique Furniture

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

A cat planning to use a garden as a toilet

Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

A day in the park

101 uses of a dead cat: flower bed ornaments.

'We bought this for you on our romantic weekend because we know you've never been.'

'With all of the petting I allow you to get rid of your stress, I get meat by-products?'

Cat Yelp.

"I think we have a lurker, but I get the feeling he's not one of those passive observers."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Fur balls are never wasted at our house...

How Greta Thunberg Convinced People. . .

'So then they said they were going to get me fixed and I told them I wasn't broken. You will never guess what happened next...'

'We know you have a cat.'

Fighting off the cat

"These cat food deliveries have got out of hand since Felix learnt how to use Alexa."

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.