Cat Care Strategist T-Shirts

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cat in a tank...

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Next!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Pest Control

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Cat being licked by plant.

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

Cat says to lazy cat: 'Are you aware that sedentary lifestyle is now the number one killer, ahead of curiosity?'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"How many is too many?"

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'