Cat Video Strategist T-Shirts

"Before negotiations begin, we'll soften them up with 15 minutes of cute cat videos."

Cat in a tank...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

Boxer with glasses.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."