Cat Video Strategist Pillows

"Before negotiations begin, we'll soften them up with 15 minutes of cute cat videos."

Cat in a tank...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

E=Equals

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

...and this was that really cute kitty cat video on YouTube.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

Cats before You-Tube

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

Boxer with glasses.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."