Cat Enchantresses Pillows

"Oh, she really likes you!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Cats on the couch.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

The Not So Wild West

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Rats cutting loose a dog so it can chase a cat.

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'