Cat Enchantresses Mugs

"Oh, she really likes you!"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Cats on the couch.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

The Not So Wild West

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.