Cat Magic Believer Pillows

'Nonsense, Melvin Black cats do not bring bad luck,,,'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Origami Society...

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Fairy Vet

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I know what you're thinking.'