Cat Trickster Pillows

"Lie, cheat, pretend! At the end of the day, it does not matter if you like them or not as long as they feed you on time. . ."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

He Did It!

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

How to scare cats.

"Do you mind?"

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

San's old dog with old tricks.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Hit me.

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"Shake! Good dog."

A cat tamer

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Mission: Carrot

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."