Cat Trickster T-Shirts

"Lie, cheat, pretend! At the end of the day, it does not matter if you like them or not as long as they feed you on time. . ."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Polly tries reverse psychology

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

He Did It!

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

How to scare cats.

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

San's old dog with old tricks.

"Do you mind?"

"How's tricks?"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Hit me.

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Mission: Carrot

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

A cat tamer

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"