Cat Magic Believer T-Shirts

'Nonsense, Melvin Black cats do not bring bad luck,,,'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

The Origami Society...

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

Fairy Vet

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'