Cat Contemplator Gifts

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pyramid catflap...

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Apocalipsis

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

Meditation for dogs

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."