Cat Contemplation Specialist Gifts

"Whay do they think about all day?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Pyramid catflap...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

Descartes' dog.

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"I bark, therefore I am."

The cat got his owner's tongue, and is letting him know why.

Meditation for dogs

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Cat: If life knocks you down, take a nap

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

'This saves me from having to be in analysis.'

I know this is the first day of the rest of my life, but if were a cat, and I had nine lives, would that make this the first life of the rest of my day

Cat is Ruler of the House.

Cat Philosophers

"I worry that my next 8 lives will be as boring as this one."