Cat Burglar Fans Gifts

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Oh, crap.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Unemotional Support Animal

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

How Amazon was invented

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"You're completely screwed up."

"She's all over YouTube."

Feline Evolution.

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

I'm sure it's fake.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"You're adopted."

Beware of the Cat.

Mog The Week

Meowlzebub

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."