Cat Burglar Fans Pillows

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Unemotional Support Animal

Litter Tray Training

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

How Amazon was invented

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"You're completely screwed up."

"She's all over YouTube."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"You're adopted."

Meowlzebub

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Guard dogs

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."