Cat Burglar Wannabe Gifts

Noir kitty.

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Curiosity."

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Crime

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'

'To be honest, Dan, I feel kind of embarrassed to use an attorney to collect my felinquent accounts. . . So many of them ARE attorneys.'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

Alleyway cat

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

101 uses of a dead cat: knitting

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

Snowball tied to warn the stranger but the attack was already under way.

Cats vs Murder Wall

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"Wow! With this new device, now I can finally hear what you're thinking!"

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy, you know how cats hate water.'

'How old are you?'

Dick Cheney in retirement...

101 uses of a dead cat: chain flush

'Nonsense, Melvin Black cats do not bring bad luck,,,'

"Lie, cheat, pretend! At the end of the day, it does not matter if you like them or not as long as they feed you on time. . ."