Cat Prankster Gifts

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Self-walking dog

'Dog got your clog?'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.