Cat Burglar Fan Gifts

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"She's all over YouTube."

Meowlzebub

Mog The Week

"You're adopted."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

String Theory for Beginners.

Guard dogs

'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"You're kidding, right?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Cat versus Dog.

Dog and Cat - "That's scratch and that's sniff."

Bat

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

Noir kitty.

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"I've got nothing."

"Remember the old days, when cat's' used to bounce?"

'They'll go away as you get older -- they're just youth spots.'

"This changes everything!"