Casualty Department Explorer Gifts

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Artist on the Beach

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

Department of Dot Connection

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

Surgical Operation.

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

New York state resources and products

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

'Someone set a slinky going. Until it stops you'll have to use the stairs.'

'The operation turned out better than I expected. Your insurance paid for everything.'

I'd like to refer you to a paleontologist, but I doubt your insurance covers that.

"Reckless driving..."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"