Casual Encounter Explorer Gifts

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

"Nice curvature."

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

Reaching the Summit

Designer kangaroo pocket.

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

The joy of browsing.

'Do you cater for wedding anniversaries?.'

'Please don't tell me your name -- I'm not ready for a relationship right now.'

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"We need to revise our 'dress down Friday' policy."

"You know how to please, but not to love."

"Do you mind if I say something helpful about your personality?"

"I don't even know your name, Little Buddy."

"I was feeling guilty about the relationship until I realized he wasn't serious either"

"Here's to loneliness and all the casual sex that comes with it."