Casual Inferno Explorer Gifts

Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Astral Projection

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Go to Hell'

Route 666

'My career is in ruins...'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Three spirits and Pamina

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Well, here's another ancient civilization that didn't get its security deposit back.

"See if you can get him to torment something."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

'Is that a lovebite?'

Travel agent in hell.