Casual Inferno Explorer Gifts

Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Route 666

'My career is in ruins...'

'Go to Hell'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Three spirits and Pamina

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

'Is that a lovebite?'

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"See if you can get him to torment something."

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