Car Crash Explorer Gifts

"Reckless driving..."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Barbeque Casualty.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Artist on the Beach

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Big slipper.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Hi Mom!

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Economic

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'My career is in ruins...'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"I'm just browsing."

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'What are YOU doing here?'