Car Crash Explorer Gifts

"Reckless driving..."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Barbeque Casualty.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Artist on the Beach

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Big slipper.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Hi Mom!

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

'My career is in ruins...'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Economic

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

"I'm just browsing."

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'