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'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Artist on the Beach

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

Department of Dot Connection

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

Surgical Operation.

New York state resources and products

'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."

'The bad news is, during open enrollment we get to choose between our uncaring, inconvenient plan or another one that's just as bad or worse.'

"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

'The operation turned out better than I expected. Your insurance paid for everything.'

"How are you fixed for group insurance?"

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

Inflatable dog