Casual Protector Of The Dead Gifts

Anti-Desecration Patrol.

A Hole in the Dike

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

A trevor of trainspotters

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Policeman talking to lost child

It's for you.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Moral Values for Dummies

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"On the bright side...at least y'all don't have to wear those dadgum masks."

Caddy With A Cool Box

Hoodie

'The Big Kahuna!'

'So, read any good book lately?'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"Nice curvature."