Casual Hero Gifts

"Yellow? Don't call us until it's at least an orange alert."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

The Hobby Store

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Fathers are Heroes

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"Nice curvature."

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

Retirement