Casual Patriot Gifts

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Military Medals

"How should we divide the teams?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

A trevor of trainspotters

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

UNFADED GLORY

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Veterans Day '20

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Veterans Day US

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

America's New Dawn

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

The Eureka Stockade

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

Iraq Exit.