Casual Protector Of The Dead Pillows

Anti-Desecration Patrol.

A Hole in the Dike

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

A trevor of trainspotters

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Policeman talking to lost child

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"In his spare time, Milton dabbles in foreign policy."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Moral Values for Dummies

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"On the bright side...at least y'all don't have to wear those dadgum masks."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Hoodie

Caddy With A Cool Box

'The Big Kahuna!'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'So, read any good book lately?'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

Books - As Seen on TV.

'That's discrimination!'

"Nice curvature."

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

'I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better.'