Casual Patient Gifts

I don't think I like the sound of that "ah."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

The Reaper's Arms

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Wine at the Bar

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."