Casual Patient Gifts

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Wine at the Bar

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."